Observational notes from school:

• Two girls were loudly talking in the computer center about one wearing the others’ pants, and somehow they got ripped.

Girl down the table – “Can you guys be a little quieter? I’m trying to take a test. I’m sorry about your pants”

• There are not as many cute guys here as there were last semester. Disappointing.

• I went to the bathroom…and there was this girl in there peeing for the longest. Honestly..she straight pissed for like 1 minute. I was genuinely shocked.

• As I walked past this conversation the girl and guy next to me laughed with me. And then she said, “Now you see what us girls have to deal with”. But really. Who does this?

Guy – “Hi. My name is Mohammed. I’m in the ____ club (didn’t catch the name) and I was just thinking that you could join it.
Girl – “Why?”
Guy – “Because I think you’re cute”
Girl – “HA!…ha….ha..”